our omegle conversation LMFAO.
x’D yes it was… very interesting
they wouldn’t let me follow them
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you pregnant and thinking about adoption? CALL 666 TODAY AND HAVE YOUR BABY TAKEN AWAY FROM THERE PARNERTS AT BRITH.
You: :O
You: no i have lasengna
You: -w-
Stranger: oh
Stranger: …
Stranger: Well
Stranger: BYE
You: can i adopt you?
Stranger: …
You: i have a cage full of cookies!
Stranger: mabye
You: COME BACK
Stranger: …
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: OKAY
You: :O
You: YAY
You: *pets your head*
You: YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
You: BE GONE
Stranger: *TEARS*
You: *throws you out window*
You: WAIT NO
You: COME BACK
Stranger: NOOOO
Stranger: I’M DEAD
You: OH GOD NOO
Stranger: *CRIES*
You: *burys you in moutin of cookies*
You: do you have a tumblr >o>
Stranger: Yes but i’m so not like this on there
You: im not ethier
You: >w>
You: JUST LET ME FOLLOW YOU
Stranger: NUUUU
You: YESSS
Stranger: LET ME FOLLOW YOU FIRST
You: NOOOO
Stranger: YESS
You: LET ME FOLLOW YOU FIRST
Stranger: NOOO
You: YESSS
You: >:OO
Stranger: NOOO D:<
You: I WANT TO FOLLOW YOU AND REBLOG YOUR THINGS D:«<
You: WHY WONT YOU LET ME LOVE YOU
Stranger: I WANT TO FOLLOW YOU AND REBLOG STUFF YOU REBLOG AND REBLOG THEM
You: JUST LET ME LOVE YOU
Stranger: JUST LET ME LOVE YOUR SHIRT
You: IT HAS HOLES IN IT
You: JUST LET ME FOLLOW YOU
Stranger: NOO WHY HOLES OH WELL I WILL STILL LOVE IT
Stranger: AND NOOO
You: THEN I BE POSTING THIS CONVERSATION ON MY TUMBLR
Stranger: OKAY HI TUMBLR!
Stranger: :D
You: JUST LET ME FOLLOOW YOU
Stranger: NOOO
You: YESSS
Stranger: WHAT IS YOUR TUMBLR LIKE?
Stranger: D:
You: CRAZY
Stranger: BUT BUT BUT
Stranger: I WANNA FOLLOW YOU FIRST
You: JUST LET MEH FOLLOW YOU
Stranger: D:
You: >:C
Stranger: fine. if I tell you mine.. and you follow me… I WILL KNOW.
Stranger: AND
Stranger: FOLLOW YOU.
Stranger: AND SHEET
You: JUST LET ME FOLLOW OU
You: I’LL MAKE YOU INVISBLE COOKIES
Stranger: T_T
Stranger: I’M SCARED
Stranger: WAAH
You: JUST LET ME FOLLOW YOU
You: IM ONLY A 16 YEAR OLD FEMALE
You: D:<
You: 17 IN 4 DAYS
You: I DONT EAT PEOPLE
Stranger: BUT BUT BUT I LIKE ANIME STUFF.. AND I DON’T THINK YOU LIKE THAT.
You: JUST LET ME FOLLOW YOU
You: I LIKE ANIME TOO
You: JUST LET ME FOLLOW YOU
Stranger: LIKE WUT? TELL ME. AND THEN I’LL LET YOU FOLLOW ME.
You: JUST LET ME FOLLOW YOU OR I WILL STALK YOU DOWN AND TIE YOU UP AND THREATEN YOU UNTIL YOU LET ME FOLLOW YOU
Stranger: … RAWR BITE ME.
Stranger: .^^.
You: I CAN’T IM NOT A CANNIBLE ITS AGAINST MY ATHIEISM
Stranger: OH
Stranger: SORRY
Stranger: D:
You: JUST LET ME FOLLOW YOU
Stranger: NO FOLLOWY
You: BUT IM MAKING BACK PACKS FOR HOBOS WITH MY BIRTHDAY MONEY!
You: D:
You: WHY CAN’T I FOLLOW YOU
You: I’M A NICE ISH PERSON
You: JUST LET ME LOVE YOU
Stranger: BUT BUT
You: LET ME FOLLOW YOUUU DD::«<
Stranger: WHAT IF YOU LIE TO ME.
You: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Stranger: ISH SCARED
You: JUST LET ME FOLLOW YOU
You: D:
Stranger: http://imma-fan-gurl.tumblr.com/ … >_>
Stranger: <_<
Stranger: I will
Stranger: kill you
Stranger: if i don’t
You: YOUR TUMBLR SOUNDS FAMILLIAR
Stranger: see a follower
Stranger: ..
Stranger: o-o
You: O-O
Stranger: I’M NO FAMOUS ON THERE.
Stranger: SO
Stranger: LIKE
Stranger: IDK..
You: IM NOT ETHIER
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: I’M GONNA FOLLOW YOU
Stranger: LOL
You: SHHH I POSTED OUR CONVERSATION
Stranger: kay.
Stranger: LOL
You: :O
You: I TOLD YOU I WAS REAL
Stranger: WELL IDK STUFF
You: *poofs off into smoke*
Stranger: …
Stranger: shes gone
You have disconnected.
Causualy asking people on omegle if I cn adopt them
shh shh i have a cage with cookies everything will be okay
do you ever use chat roulette
AnonymousI use to … but then one day … I can’t speak of it, it’s too disturbing.
i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
